One of America's most interesting broadcasters is stepping down. Oh, John Madden. How we shall miss thee."Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon."
"When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to."
"The offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field."
"When you get hit like that it's like having a bumble bee stuck in your helmet. You just can't get rid of it!"
"Here's a guy who when he runs, he moves faster."
"Here's a guy who can use his arms and legs at the same time."
"From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I have ever seen on a running back."
"He would have scored a touchdown if he hadn't been tackled right there."
"He would have scored a touchdown if he hadn't been tackled right there."
-The one, the only, John Madden
Perhaps John can join the esteemed ranks of CNN! Surely his insights would be at least as interesting and/or factual as most of the other fucks on The Situation Room.
1 comments:
Oh Johnny we felt like we knew ya - Can't believe Madden won't be around to laugh at any more.
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